Your Side of the Street

So today I was sitting around with some friends and engaging in a typical conversation about relationships. What else is new? My thoughts exactly. But this particular conversation really resonated with me and that's why I've decided to share this.
In a relationship you ALWAYS have to take care of yourself before you can fix your significant other. In other words keep your side of the street clean. If your mate does not recognize the changes you've made and refuses to follow suit, let it go. At this point in life no one can afford to be hindered by someone who isn't carrying their own weight. Like Jeezy has said this is a RECESSION. What does he or she have to offer you if they can't get themselves together? Why settle?

NINE EASY STEPS to having MEANINGLESS SEX

1) Keep your shirt and socks on, never give him too much.

2) Do not kiss.

• It's time consuming.


• It takes away from the guy's stroke and if he's already not doing so well he definitely does not need to be distracted.


• It's extremely intimate and encourages attachment. Oh no, that's no good.

3) Do not make eye contact.

• It establishes a sort of intrapersonal relationship.


• The only thing you need to establish is an orgasm.

4) NEVER say his name.

• Makes him feel he's in control and that he's "the man." You don't need that.

5) Make him give you cunnilingus (sounds like an STD but it isn't), or oral sex. If he hasn't performed it before get him used to the idea. Soon you will break him.

6) When it's all done, do NOT cuddle.

• Once again, this is grounds for an intrapersonal relationship which isn't needed.

7) Never take more than 10mins to get dressed.

8) Go home and sleep in your own bed.

9) When you guys depart, do not reach for a hug unless he initiates. Otherwise, a simple "talk to you later" will suffice.

-This is mainly for the girls seeing as to where guys are pretty adept in this area.

Amateur blogger

Okay, so I'm extremely new at this. It took me forever to figure out how to get back to the home page which I guess on here is called the "dashboard." I basically constructed this page as sort of a mode of ventilation. I have so many valid points to express and I feel that for the time being this is the most accurate way to advertise those points.

In case you're wondering, the beautiful baby girl above is Oriana [est. March 17th, 2009], my niece--whom I love and adore.

Okay, well this is just a test run to see how this is gonna come out so with that said I'm outty 500!!!

xoxo,

Stoney Bee