This is a translation of all the most common things that guys say. You know how whenever you're having a conversation with a guy and he says one thing but you're not sure if it's genuine? Well this is what he really means:
- When are you going to come visit me?
IN OTHER WORDS: When are you coming over so I can try to have sex with you?
- Whatever happens happens.
IN OTHER WORDS: I would like sex to happen and if it doesn't what will happen is I will eventually stop talking to you.
- I'm not ready for a relationship.
IN OTHER WORDS: I'm not into you enough to make you my girlfriend but I'm always open to sex.
- I'll call you.
IN OTHER WORDS: I won't call you and if I do it'll be for my own benefit.
- You're like a sister to me.
IN OTHER WORDS: I am in no way interested in you on a sexual level. We're just friends but I'm a moron who doesn't know how to say what I mean.
- I can't give you the attention you deserve.
IN OTHER WORDS: I'm a really crappy person who has his own best interest in mind.
- I don't like everyone in my business.
IN OTHER WORDS: I'm a sneaky liar and cheater (if given the opportunity).
- (in response to "what are you doing?") Thinking about you.
IN OTHER WORDS: I wasn't thinking about you but I need to make sure I have you just where I want you.
- Stop being scary.
IN OTHER WORDS: Stop being so difficult and let's just have sex. And oh yeah, I'm an idiot with poor persuasion techniques.
- I love you.
IN OTHER WORDS: I love how you love me.
disclaimer: Now, don't get me wrong he may actually be sincere when he says any of these things but as history has shown me 8 times out of ten he really means something other than what he's saying. It's up to you to note and study carefully his actions so you can properly determine whether or not he's an "in other words" type of guy.
*if you feel that I have left out any other common lines please tell me and I'll gladly add them. Oh yeah, and follow me on twitter http://twitter.com/just_shanelle.
